That’s right people - we’ve hardly let the smell of the studio fade before we’re back onstage doing what we do better than anyone else, which is play our songs slightly too fast whilst under the influence of the Devil Drink. In this particular instance, we’re pitted against Fear Of The West and The Untouchables in a struggle for ultimate first-round supremacy in what can only be termed a Melée of Music. A Ruck of Rock. A Battle, if you will, of Bands.

All of which basically means that we need the Stupid Army in full effect to stand any chance of getting through to fight another day, so strap on your dancing boots and head for Cox’s Yard, where you should cheer your guts out for your favourite brass-punk vigilantes (us, in case that wasn’t clear). Three quid in, doors at 7:30pm and it’s a 14+ show.