Stupid, Stupid, Stupid And Steve

Deathray

Stupid — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 08:47:17 +0000

We found some footage from the recording of ‘Thanks For Nothing’, so we’ve cobbled it together into a little video to ‘Deathray’, presented here in glorious YouTube-o-vision

It’s Here!!!

Stupid — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 19:39:15 +0000

That’s right – Stupid Stupid Stupid & Steve are proud to announce that, one year on from our last ever gig, we’ve actually got finished copies of our debut album! Those of you who preordered it should be receiving yours in the next couple of days and those of you who didn’t can order one from the online store for only Â£4 plus postage!

This is what it looks like…

Stupid Stupid Stupid & Steve are really really sorry for the continued delay.

Stupid — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 15:11:22 +0000

Seriously, we’re really sorry for the delay in getting the album out, especially to those of you who preordered back in February. The good news is that we now have the (awesome) artwork and we’re just waiting for it to come back from the printers, and that those patient preorderers will be getting a special preorder-only treat along with their copy.

Here’s a sneak preview of the cover art to the album and the box set…

Sorry For The Delay

Stupid — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 20:34:40 +0000

To any of you who pre-ordered ‘Thanks For Nothing’ at our final gig in February, we’re really sorry it’s taking so long to get you your copy. We haven’t forgotten about you, we promise, it’s just that it’s taking us a bit longer than we thought to get the whole package together. We’re really hoping we’ll have something ready by the end of August. If you weren’t at the gig and weren’t able to preorder a copy, you’ll be able to get it from the Stupid shop as soon as we have it!

No more ever

Stupid — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 16:29:04 +0000

Thanks to everyone for their support. Stupid, Stupid, Stupid & Steve have left the building.

Come Fight Me

Stupid — Sun, 20 Jan 2008 17:23:22 +0000

You don’t want to take me on on your own
With just my little finger
I’ll teach you a lesson, break your bones without messing
I’m a pure-breed ninja
So take your chance and quickly back down now
Cos you’re in mortal danger now
But I don’t want to, I don’t want to
I don’t want to be that guy

I don’t wanna be, anyone but me
There’s no-one that can compete with me
Come fight me, come fight me
I’m nothing usually, nothing much to see
But with a couple of pints in me
Come fight me, come fight me.

Closing time, it seems to me you’re starting something
Wanna finish it?
Choose your weapon and name the location
Bring your mates if they fancy it
Best inform your next of kin, write your will and hand it in
Eat your final meal
But I don’t want to, I don’t want to
I don’t want to be that guy

Quit On You

Stupid — Sun, 20 Jan 2008 17:14:42 +0000

Don’t wanna hear it cos it’s always the same
How everybody’s out to screw you
The paranoia likes to drive you insane
But you don’t like listening do you?
If you could see the things that I’ve seen
As the nightmare turns it to black
Turn off the mind’s eye, don’t know where it’s been
It’s a ten-tonne dog on your back

There’s a lot that I could teach you
But there’s not a lot for you to learn
There’s a lot of things that I could do
But I tell you now I won’t quit on you, not unless you do

Travel through the night to be at your side
Wish a little, know I never knew you
Kick and scream against a wall of regret
But the words on the bricks see right through you
I’ve downed, in every town
To feed a thirst that isn’t easy to feed
I get relief but it is really a thief
That can’t be stopped on account of its greed

There’s a lot that I could teach you
But there’s not a lot for you to learn
There’s a lot of things that I could do
But I tell you now I won’t quit on you, not unless you do

We sit in silence cos we’re deaf to the sound
Of the panic and the pain and the loss
I’m there for you like there was no-one for me
Now I’m just ticking every box with a cross
If you could see the things that I’ve seen
As the nightmare turns it to black
Turn off the mind’s eye, don’t know where it’s been
It’s a ten-tonne dog on your back

There’s a lot that I could teach you
But there’s not a lot for you to learn
There’s a lot of things that I could do
But I tell you now I won’t quit on you, not unless you do

You gone, the most, I’ll raise a toast
If it ends, then it ends.

The Right Way To Do Things Wrongly

Stupid — Sun, 20 Jan 2008 16:49:45 +0000

So we argued and fought all night
Cos we were both there but we couldn’t agree
I was certain she’d made up her mind
The problem was so was he
She was laughing and touching her hair
And according to the folks on TV
That means she fancied him, so I did the right thing
I backed away and let him in

So we all left on our own
So we all went home alone
No-one hooked up
No-one wins when we both do the right thing
Nothing ventured, nothing gained
Nothing savoured, nothing changed
No-one hooked up
No-one wins when we both do the right thing

No matter what he says it wasn’t like that
I remember it as clear as today
We were talking but I could tell she was bored
She smiled and nodded and kept glancing his way
She was laughing and touching her hair
And according to the folks on TV
That means she fancied him, so I did the right thing
I backed away and let him in

Punch punch punch a goat squarely in the face
RSPCA be damned, isn’t cruelty ace?

Cut Off Your Feet

Stupid — Sun, 20 Jan 2008 16:33:20 +0000

Hear the panic on the streets
One guy has bombs in his shoes
Might as well chop off your feet
But now they can blow you up with shampoo

Prepare to watch out
Illusion of security
You better watch out
CCTV in use here
Prepare to watch out
Report suspicious characters
You better watch out
You’re kept in line through fear

You’re criminals, every last one
Need nothing trivial as proof
Just got to find out what you’ve done
Don’t let paranoia be derailed by the truth

Prepare to watch out
Expect the inquisition soon
You better watch out
There’s no way you can’t lose
Prepare to watch out
1984 is here at last
You better watch out
You’ll see it on the news

Goatpuncher

Stupid — Sun, 20 Jan 2008 16:29:09 +0000

Don’t worry ’bout an invite the guy’s a mate of mine
Buckle up, hold tight, we’ll see you at the party tonight
Left past the bridge, down the alleyway second right
Right down to the end and there you’ll find the party tonight
It’s dark down here, more dark down there
Round the corner, up the stairs if you’re looking for the party tonight
No-one there you know, but it’s where the cool people go
Get you through the door, you get seen at the party tonight

There’s hippies, skins and junkies
There’s yuppies, pimps and flunkies
There’s pornstars and a goatpuncher
There’s weasels, cults and jokers
There’s shysters and stockbrokers
There’s demons and that goatpuncher

Now that we’ve found the place, it’s not all it’s cracked up to be
Not liking the company, not sure about this party tonight
Wish we hadn’t come here, nothing feels right about it
Find a fucking loophole and let’s get out of this party tonight.