Wake up, feel sick, turn on the light.
There’s someone in the bathroom,
What did I do last night?
Remember going out, don’t remember getting home,
Now I’m naked and hungover
And I’m not alone
She’s no idea quite where she is,
Knows where she went out to
But not who she left with.
It’s fair to say we’re both a mess
So we make a cup of coffee
And we retrace our steps

Yeah, we’ve gone too far,
We’ve gone too far.

She calls her friends, I text my mates,
They say they lost us just after half eight.
After that, it’s all a blur
Remember bits and pieces
Just not where we were.
Pull on our clothes, I do my hair.
A wad of money in my pocket -
How did it get there?
I’ve got the keys to some flash car
And she’s got handfuls of diamonds
Stuffed inside her bra.

Yeah, we’ve gone too far,
We’ve gone too far.

It comes back to us in a flash,
We robbed a chip shop for the cash.
Keep it quiet, we’re on the run
With a banana for a gun.
Looked for something else to steal
But she couldn’t run in heels,
So we took some yuppie’s car
And ramraided a jeweller.
Screech of tyres and we’re away,
Live to drink another day.
Had a moment of regret
Then realised they’ve not caught us yet.
When we made it back to mine
We booked some first class flights online
Gonna leave this town for good
We’re heading for Hollywood!