I want to tell you how much I love you
But there’s no-one to tell me I’m not to
Oh, what should I do?
I’ll go down the pub and I’ll have a small drink
It helps me relax, I don’t have to think
I don’t have to think

Vodka, Whisky, Beer and Cider
Then I know I’m fucking wasted.
Jack Daniel’s, Campari Soda
Then I know I’m fucking wasted.
Vodka, Whisky, Beer and Cider
Then I know I’m fucking wasted.
Jack Daniel’s, Campari Soda
Then I know I’m fucked.

Another drink and it all becomes clear
I’ll knock it back and get another beer
It’s all getting clear
Now I can tell you how much I love you
I’m drunk enough now, but I don’t want to
Don’t want to tell you.

Vodka, Whisky, Beer and Cider
Then I know I’m fucking wasted.
Jack Daniel’s, Campari Soda
Then I know I’m fucking wasted.
Vodka, Whisky, Beer and Cider
Then I know I’m fucking wasted.
Jack Daniel’s, Campari Soda
Then I know I’m fucked.